The Galaxy Think David Beckham is Expendable

Posted on February 25, 2008

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Alexi Lalas wants David Beckham dead or ruined or both.  That’s the only explanation for why he’s playing all 90 minutes of 2 meaningless exhibition games in the Pan-Pacific championship.  Not only do these games serve no purpose except for the financial windfall involved- MLS will do anything to keep floating on a steady stream of Beckham Bucks-  but these are games being played on Astroturf.  Not artifical turf- ASTROTURF.  The Chinese symbol used to denote Astroturf is the same symbol they use when someone is dragged down a gravel road behind a truck.  So if you’re wondering why the Galaxy are playing their prized 32 year old midfielder in meaningless games that are played on a surface guaranteed to destroy his entire lower body, it’s because Alexi Lalas is planning the perfect crime.

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