And a Happy New Year

Posted on December 31, 2008


I just love extending holiday wishes whenever I can, so watch out on Presidents Day and Rosh Hashanah- happy new year from the Casual Footballer. And remember, if you’re out at a club and don’t care for the DJ, you have several reactions at your disposal. I would caution against the one where you put down your Zima (the one with the Jolly Rancher in it- yes, that one), roll up the sleeves on your Eddie Bauer shirt and beat the vinyl out of him a la Steven Gerrard. Gerrard’s not going to jail because he’s a world-class soccer player. Your Talking Battleship skills probably won’t help the same way.

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