Hey, Save Some Bullets

Posted on February 24, 2010


Look, this has gotten out of hand. I know, at one point we as Fulham fans were upset because Bobby Zamora practically never scored. But that’s all in the past. Now he can’t stop scoring. I actually believe that the reason he’s sweating at the end of a game is because of the grueling self-restraint he’s had to endure by NOT scoring every time he touches the ball. See? He’s practically becoming a Chuck Norris joke. “Bobby Zamora doesn’t bend the ball, he frightens it into getting as far away from him as possible.”

Seriously. Someone is going to get hurt. I’m terrified.

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